Hello there, you gorgeous people of the realm outside of my house!

For today’s bit of fun, I’d like to present another poetic duet with the talented, versatile and prolific Hastywords.

http://hastywords.wordpress.com/

For the record, this is our fourth duet together and if anything, the process simply keeps on getting more entertaining.

We used a Daily Prompt from Michelle W. a while back about imperfections, which you can find here:-

http://dailypost.wordpress.com/2013/04/10/daily-prompt-imperfection/

You may ask if I have any imperfections, amusing little idiosyncrasies or peculiar peccadilloes?

[Idiosyncrasies (Good Will Hunting)]

To which I will answer you. Yes. Yes I do.

My one and only imperfection is that perhaps I care just a little too much.

What do you mean you’re going to be sick?

Barf bags can be found behind your seat. That’s how much I love you – I snuck into your house in the middle of the night and put them there.

Please leave cookies next time. And a glass of milk, if it’s not too much trouble.

Now, let’s get cracking with this here conflaberation!

Perfect Imperfections (by TooFullToWrite & Hastywords)

You snore too loud in bed
A chainsaw to wake up the dead
I’ve heard bulldozers more melodious
But I still love you all the same

The way you chew your food
Seriously gets on my nerves
A cow chomps more gracefully
But I still love you all the same

Do you really have to slam that door
Hard enough to put my teeth on edge
I think that time, it came off the hinges
But I still love you all the same

OMG turn the volume down
The neighbors can hear you sing
I know the shower has cool echoes
But, sheesh I still love you all the same

You’re always a couple minutes late
Unless there’s some food on the table
You bolt to it faster than the Grand National
But I still love you all the same

Pacing, pacing, pacing back and forth
Back and forth, up and down, fidgety
Calm down, relax, you are driving me crazy
But I still love you all the same

Your perfect imperfections
Seem to be never ending
But as long as our love endures
I won’t be doing any jail time
Not over your scattered toenail clippings
But still…….grrrrrrrrrrr!

Want to read some more posts about how we deal with imperfections? Why not try out some of these babies from my fellow bloggers:-

1. Where’s My Daily Prompt? Anyway Here’s What I’m Doing | The Jittery Goat
2. Daily Prompt: An Imperfection to Cherish | Cytherean Dreams
3. Daily Prompt: Imperfection | Chronicles of an Anglo Swiss
4. Daily Prompt: Imperfection | My Daily Prompt Blog
5. Perfection is overrated | The Psychic Diary
6. Daily Prompt: Imperfection | Reviewer Rose
7. Daily Prompt: Imperfection « The Blogging Path
8. Imperfection | thelissachronicles
9. I is also for Imperfection | The Cheese Whines
10. This Old Four Square | Kansa Muse on Micro Farming and More
11. Daily Prompt: Imperfection | Basically Beyond Basic
12. If you find someone perfect, RUN! | Standing Ovation, Seated
13. Grist for the Mill | paul scribbles
14. Imperfection | At least we made it this far…
15. 10|4 Daily Prompt: Imperfection | Family Photos Food & Craft
16. I’m No Angel | Wiley’s Wisdom
17. Daily Prompt: Imperfection | Dianaruth’s Journal
18. Daily Prompt: 4/10/13 | One for the Big Guy.. sometimes.
19. Daily Prompt: Imperfections | C Tonight
20. Daily Prompt: Imperfection | JUkk
21. Daily Prompt: Imperfection | My Atheist Blog
22. Are you a freak like me? | Kind of a Bum
23. Perfect in its Imperfection! | Chasing Rabbit Holes
24. Just imperfectly, perfect… | Hope* the happy hugger
25. DP – Imperfection | Life With Pink Princesses
26. Daily Prompt: Imperfection | huntprayerpoems
27. Procrastination – good or bad ? | Very Very
28. Imperfection is Life’s Perfection | The Nameless One
29. Fascinatingly imperfect | Pen Kisses Paper
30. Cracked Reflections.. | Head full of Fluff
31. My Favorite “Imperfectionist” | The 4 A.M. Writer
32. Daily Prompt: Imperfection 10th April, 2013 | ittikorn1994
33. On perfection and other dumb ideas | La Hacienda’s Weblog
34. Loyalty can be a Fault | Daily Prompt: Imperfection | likereadingontrains
35. (Un)Broken | Pigments of Life
36. Daily Prompt: Imperfection – My Instincts! | My.Vivid.Visions
37. Love Yourself and Your Imperfections | Life, Love, and the Pursuit of Happiness
38. It’s subtle, but obvious enough to me | thoughtsofrkh
39. Imperfections | Miss Pelican’s Perch
40. Daily prompt – Imperfection – The numpty with a camera and a laptop
41. Twenty-Ninth Thing | Make 52 Things
42. The imperfection of books (Daily Prompt) | Ireland, MS and me
43. April 10 Daily Prompt: Imperfection | Nadeen’s Corner
44. imperfection | think | architect