Hello everyone.
After having a conversation with my good friend PMAO over here (A Funny Word), I’ve accidentally created a new superhero and written him his own theme song!
Say hello to the one, the only, the Doyenne Dapper Dan of Dampness, he’s super bad and he’s:-
“Moist!” by David Ellis
Moist!
Who’s the Slick Rick with the attitude and gelled haircut
That’s a dryness deterrent to all the chicks out there?
(Moist! He’s so super and debonair)
You’re damn right he is
Who is the man
That would risk his ShamWow for his brother man?
(Moist!)
Can ya squeeze it?
Who’s the cat that won’t dry out
When there’s women to sweet talk and cakes to be frosted?
(Moist!)
Right on brothers and sisters
You see this cat called Moist is bad, one shaking (and baking) mother fu….
(Shut your mouth)
But I’m talkin’ about Moist
(He’s got all the juicy dialogue)
He’s a complicated man
But no one understands him but his cleaning woman
(She buys the ShamWows and Betty Crocker mix – it’s a tax thing)
Got a thing for superheroes? Who doesn’t! Check out these blog posts below for more superhero tomfoolery:-
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- What Were You Doing 50 Years Ago, The Day Kennedy Was Assassinated? | The Jittery Goat
- Daily Prompt: A Bird, a Plane, You! | Under the Monkey Tree
- >Daily Prompt: A Bird, a Plane, You! « cognitive reflection
- Daily Prompt : A Talking Bird, I am Super Polyglot! | bambangpriantono
- >Momma Said There’d Be Days Like This
- Daily Prompt: A Bird, a Plane, You! | Taking time, making time
- God, Witch, or Whore | sayanything
- Hello Daily Prompt! | Misifusa’s Blog
- Power | Hope* the happy hugger
- power | yi-ching lin photography
- No Regrets | All work and quite a lot of play
- Superpower | cowcrzy
- Daily Prompt: Do You Understand the Words? | UP! With Jesus
- Punch Drunk | Good2begone
- “Powah” | Relax
- ME? | thinkerscap
- Daily Prompt: A Bird, a Plane, You! | unknowinglee
- Superpowerless | Finale to an Entrance
- The Time-Travelling Hippie | Kate Murray
- Where In Time Is The Mountain Man?! | Mountains or Molehills
- My Choice | Flowers and Breezes
- Become Humane First | crookedeyebrows
- Daily Post: My Time Traveling Do-Overs | Mine to Do Over
- Love to Travel_Through Time..!! | amateurxpress
- The time-travelling polyglot mediator | vicariously in love with you
- Alarm | Charron’s Chatter
- Daily Prompt: A Bird, a Plane, You | September Magic
- Abuela (A Sonnet) | Fleet Ink
- Let it be | LynnSlyWrites
- Daily Prompt: A bird, A Plane, You! | Chronicles of an Anglo Swiss
- Daily Prompt: A Bird, a Plane, You! | reyoflight
- 5 Reasons why I want the ability to speak any language | Processing the life
- Power | Kansa Muse
- Puppy Power! | Haiku By Ku
- Avoiding Mt. Fluency 101 | AstridOxford
- Knowing When To Walk Away And When To Run | Just Visiting This Planet
- The Warring Souls Within – Good Girl v. Bad Girl | A Buick in the Land of Lexus
- The Time Traveller | Braised Pork on Rice
- A Plane Lands Just… in Time for a New Future Where We All Agree and Speak The Same Language | An Upturned Soul
- GOOD ADVICE FOR ELSEWHEN TRAVELERS | SERENDIPITY
- Daily Prompt: A Bird, A Plane, You! | From Slacker To Scribe
- Daily Prompt: A Bird, A Plane, You! | L’S THOUGHTS….
- A Bird, a Plane, You! | The Nameless One
- DP: A Bird, a Plane, You! Speaking without words | aliabbasali
- Daily Prompt: A Bird, A Plane, and You | Not The Sword But The Pen
- Daily Prompt: Bleed (A Nonnet) | Morrighan’s Muse
- Mixing it up with The Ungulates | The Land Slide Photography
- Daily Prompt: A Bird, A Plane, You | Dreams Will Catch You
- Lipstick and Lithium
- A tough choice . . . | Rob’s Surf Report
- Shit that’s a toughy! | djgarcia94
- A Bird, a Plane and, You! | Lead us from the Unreal to the Real
- Super Powers | not4faintheartsblog
- Lights Off, Headphones On | Daily Prompt | Word Disorder
- Dezelfde taal spreken | autitekst
- Daily Prompt: A Bird, a Plane, YOU! | lifebeinggirly
- Time Travel | Life Confusions
- >Daily Prompt: My Superpower | SIM | ANTICS
- NaBloPoMo: Lingual Noesis | The Joyful Soul
- Super Me! [Daily Prompt: A Bird, a Plane, You!] | Potpourri Adventures
- Superpower of Choice | To My Wonderland
- theanonymousqueen
- DailyPrompt – my superpower | viver para contar
- Worldpeace in Progress | I am Lynn
- Daily Prompt: A Bird, a Plane, You! | Aircrew – What To Do!
- A.C. Melody Was Here | A.C. Melody
- Power: Daily Post | Destino
- Drained | vic briggs
- This one’s a no-brainer… | planningforaccidents
- If I could travel back in time… | My Weary Heart
OMG….I am so happy to see that Supermoist is double chocolate! I would have been so disappointed had it been yellow, or white……
Yes, I wish it could have been double choc with chocolate chips *sigh* – maybe in the sequel!
!! THE TRUSTY SIDEKICK!! CHOCOLATE CHIP!!! OMG You are a genius!!
So proud to be the instigator… Uh…. Inspiration of anything at all.