Hello everyone.

After having a conversation with my good friend PMAO over here (A Funny Word), I’ve accidentally created a new superhero and written him his own theme song!

Say hello to the one, the only, the Doyenne Dapper Dan of Dampness, he’s super bad and he’s:-

“Moist!” by David Ellis

Moist!
Who’s the Slick Rick with the attitude and gelled haircut
That’s a dryness deterrent to all the chicks out there?
(Moist! He’s so super and debonair)
You’re damn right he is
Who is the man
That would risk his ShamWow for his brother man?
(Moist!)
Can ya squeeze it?
Who’s the cat that won’t dry out
When there’s women to sweet talk and cakes to be frosted?
(Moist!)
Right on brothers and sisters
You see this cat called Moist is bad, one shaking (and baking) mother fu….
(Shut your mouth)
But I’m talkin’ about Moist
(He’s got all the juicy dialogue)
He’s a complicated man
But no one understands him but his cleaning woman
(She buys the ShamWows and Betty Crocker mix – it’s a tax thing)

Got a thing for superheroes? Who doesn’t! Check out these blog posts below for more superhero tomfoolery:-

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3. Daily Prompt: A Bird, a Plane, You! | Under the Monkey Tree
4. >Daily Prompt: A Bird, a Plane, You! « cognitive reflection
5. Daily Prompt : A Talking Bird, I am Super Polyglot! | bambangpriantono
6. >Momma Said There’d Be Days Like This
7. Daily Prompt: A Bird, a Plane, You! | Taking time, making time
8. God, Witch, or Whore | sayanything
9. Hello Daily Prompt! | Misifusa’s Blog
10. Power | Hope* the happy hugger
11. power | yi-ching lin photography
12. No Regrets | All work and quite a lot of play
13. Superpower | cowcrzy
14. Daily Prompt: Do You Understand the Words? | UP! With Jesus
15. Punch Drunk | Good2begone
16. “Powah” | Relax
17. ME? | thinkerscap
18. Daily Prompt: A Bird, a Plane, You! | unknowinglee
19. Superpowerless | Finale to an Entrance
20. The Time-Travelling Hippie | Kate Murray
21. Where In Time Is The Mountain Man?! | Mountains or Molehills
22. My Choice | Flowers and Breezes
23. Become Humane First | crookedeyebrows
24. Daily Post: My Time Traveling Do-Overs | Mine to Do Over
25. Love to Travel_Through Time..!! | amateurxpress
26. The time-travelling polyglot mediator | vicariously in love with you
27. Alarm | Charron’s Chatter
28. Daily Prompt: A Bird, a Plane, You | September Magic
29. Abuela (A Sonnet) | Fleet Ink
30. Let it be | LynnSlyWrites
31. Daily Prompt: A bird, A Plane, You! | Chronicles of an Anglo Swiss
32. Daily Prompt: A Bird, a Plane, You! | reyoflight
33. 5 Reasons why I want the ability to speak any language | Processing the life
34. Power | Kansa Muse
35. Puppy Power! | Haiku By Ku
36. Avoiding Mt. Fluency 101 | AstridOxford
37. Knowing When To Walk Away And When To Run | Just Visiting This Planet
38. The Warring Souls Within – Good Girl v. Bad Girl | A Buick in the Land of Lexus
39. The Time Traveller | Braised Pork on Rice
40. A Plane Lands Just… in Time for a New Future Where We All Agree and Speak The Same Language | An Upturned Soul
41. GOOD ADVICE FOR ELSEWHEN TRAVELERS | SERENDIPITY
42. Daily Prompt: A Bird, A Plane, You! | From Slacker To Scribe
43. Daily Prompt: A Bird, A Plane, You! | L’S THOUGHTS….
44. A Bird, a Plane, You! | The Nameless One
45. DP: A Bird, a Plane, You! Speaking without words | aliabbasali
46. Daily Prompt: A Bird, A Plane, and You | Not The Sword But The Pen
47. Daily Prompt: Bleed (A Nonnet) | Morrighan’s Muse
48. Mixing it up with The Ungulates | The Land Slide Photography
49. Daily Prompt: A Bird, A Plane, You | Dreams Will Catch You
50. Lipstick and Lithium
51. A tough choice . . . | Rob’s Surf Report
52. Shit that’s a toughy! | djgarcia94
53. A Bird, a Plane and, You! | Lead us from the Unreal to the Real
54. Super Powers | not4faintheartsblog
55. Lights Off, Headphones On | Daily Prompt | Word Disorder
56. Dezelfde taal spreken | autitekst
57. Daily Prompt: A Bird, a Plane, YOU! | lifebeinggirly
58. Time Travel | Life Confusions
59. >Daily Prompt: My Superpower | SIM | ANTICS
60. NaBloPoMo: Lingual Noesis | The Joyful Soul
61. Super Me! [Daily Prompt: A Bird, a Plane, You!] | Potpourri Adventures
62. Superpower of Choice | To My Wonderland
63. theanonymousqueen
64. DailyPrompt – my superpower | viver para contar
65. Worldpeace in Progress | I am Lynn
66. Daily Prompt: A Bird, a Plane, You! | Aircrew – What To Do!
67. A.C. Melody Was Here | A.C. Melody
68. Power: Daily Post | Destino
69. Drained | vic briggs
70. This one’s a no-brainer… | planningforaccidents
71. If I could travel back in time… | My Weary Heart