A New Superhero – Say Hello To This Bad Mutha

Hello everyone.

After having a conversation with my good friend PMAO over here (A Funny Word), I’ve accidentally created a new superhero and written him his own theme song!

Say hello to the one, the only, the Doyenne Dapper Dan of Dampness, he’s super bad and he’s:-


“Moist!” by David Ellis

Who’s the Slick Rick with the attitude and gelled haircut
That’s a dryness deterrent to all the chicks out there?
(Moist! He’s so super and debonair)
You’re damn right he is
Who is the man
That would risk his ShamWow for his brother man?
Can ya squeeze it?
Who’s the cat that won’t dry out
When there’s women to sweet talk and cakes to be frosted?
Right on brothers and sisters
You see this cat called Moist is bad, one shaking (and baking) mother fu….
(Shut your mouth)
But I’m talkin’ about Moist
(He’s got all the juicy dialogue)
He’s a complicated man
But no one understands him but his cleaning woman
(She buys the ShamWows and Betty Crocker mix – it’s a tax thing)

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4 thoughts on “A New Superhero – Say Hello To This Bad Mutha

  1. OMG….I am so happy to see that Supermoist is double chocolate! I would have been so disappointed had it been yellow, or white……

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