Hello you romantic comedy loving animals.

I was lucky enough to participate in the 14 Words For Love Event 2015 on FaceBook right up until Valentine’s Day.

Here is the original link to the websites where you can read all of the other wonderful poems and pieces that have been submitted both here (14 Words For Love Website) and on FaceBook (14 Words For Love – FaceBook)

I therefore thought it would be a brilliant idea to collate them all here posthumously, since you may have missed them if you don’t follow me on VisageBook, FaceNovel or one of its many other nom de plumes.

If you would like me to write more of these comedic gems (I wrote a couple of serious ones too but don’t let that put you off) then feel free to tell me in the comments!

All pictures belong to their respective owners whose websites I have linked back to.

So without further ado, let’s get this party started and what better way than to begin with a balloon 😉

(Photo courtesey of The Dalai Drama – for daily quotes of wisdom mixed with hilarity, feel free to follow them on FB (The FaceBook Drama), Twitter (The Twitter Drama) and Instagram (The Instagramadrama). The Dalai Drama also blogs over at The Dalai’s Blog so why not subscribe? And no, it isn’t me in case you were wondering but I did help with the quote above!)

14 Words For Love – The Definitive Collection by David Ellis

You never fail to impress
Stunning and delicious
In your dress made of tortillas

You hold key to my heart
But your Mom nags
She’s superglued the lock

No boundaries here
Falling completely for somebody is scary
But gratifying in the extreme

A kiss is nature’s way
Of exploring delicious terrain
Stalactites and stalagmites
Mouth tennis

Aphrodite
Everything you do makes me weak in the knees
Even brushing your teeth

Sipping chilled wine
Holdings hands, appreciating golden sunsets
Misty eyed
Choking on a vol-au-vent

Love has a noble purpose
It allows us to forgive quirks
And embrace uniqueness

When you’re around
Senses are heightened
Touch, smell, taste
And also nonsense, I’m besotted

Getting lost in your eyes
Could swim there forever
Or at least until breakfast

I married myself
Got me a wedding gift
It is a very nice wig

 

To read more blog posts retrospectively regarding Valentine’s Day, check out the links from my fellow bloggers below:-

1. Experimental Fiction – What Would You Do?
2. Mind Heart Journeys – “noT all th0se who wAnder are Lost” : LOve day 2oI3
3. midlifemusingsblog – You Are So Beautiful to Me
4. Q the Adult – Cupid’s Arrow – A ‘Haiku’
5. tel-uh-vizh-uh-ner-ee – Cupid’s Arrow
6. The Cheeky Diva – Daily Prompt-Cupid’s Arrow
7. a day with depression – Love for Women Everywhere
8. I really just pretend to know stuff – Cupid’s Arrow
9. littlemisswordy – It Was Just A Matter of Time
10. Front Porches and Candlelight – My very first poem
11. Random Encounters of an Inquisitive Mind – An ode to two of the most precious people in my life
12. DiaryCube – Cupid’s Arrow
13. Linda Long Writes! – Love’s Melody – Love, Sex & Poetry (Daily Prompt Post – Cupid’s Arrow)
14. The Jittery Goat – Stupid Cupid
15. Keeping it Real – Sixteen and Never Been Kissed
16. Melanie Ryding – Ryding2Health BLOG – The blind date that changed my life!
17. Spirit Lights The Way – This Bud’s For YOU!
18. Hope* the happy hugger – A little anti-cupid ode
19. Spunky Wayfarer – Thursday Special
20. thematticuskingdom – cupid’s arrow struck true
21. Drops of Ink – Foolish Archer
22. Daddy’s Naughty Little Girl – Cupid’s Arrow
23. Lines by Linda – Cupid’s Arrow, Hands to Hold
24. Never Stationary – I Like This Mug Too Much
25. My Blog – Cupid’s Arrow Shot Hard
26. Pigments of Life – You, Me and Us
27. sketches and scribbles (reloaded) – Post a Week: Look Forward
28. thelissachronicles – Cupid’s Arrow
29. This Thread Sucks – I Heart Bacon
30. The Nameless One – Cupid’s bullet
31. aapatawaran – ROMANTICS AND SKEPTICS ON V DAY
32. Prayers and Promises – Roses are Red…
33. Phenomenal Lass – Cupid’s Arrow
34. Travel Making Kai – You Know She’s The One…
35. Through the Peacock’s Eyes – Ode To Divine Love
36. Lady Goodman – Cupid’s Arrow
37. My Mind-Grapes – Schmalentine’s Day
38. A Western Buddhist’s Travels – Cupid’s Arrow
39. Tita Rita – Cupid’s Arrow
40. So You Think You Can Think – Ode to 30 Rock
41. Chronicles of an Anglo Swiss – Cupid’s Arrow(s)
42. Sandra’s scribbles – Persistence
43. nightmare of daytime – Valentine’s Day Poetry
44. Fish Of Gold – Ode To Sweet Black Joy
45. Master Of Disaster – Worth waiting for
46. Wife – in captivity – Happy Valentine’s Day – I ♥ guys!
47. theloneshewolf – GET IN MY BELLY
48. thegingerbreadcafe – Daily Prompt – Cupids Arrow.
49. Yoga and Love ..Happy 2013 Valentines DayLiz For A Day
50. Life&Ink – Cupid’s Arrow
51. Life of a Minister Mom – Happy Love Day!!
52. Wise Counsel – Poem: An Ode To My Love
53. To Breathe is to Write – Cupid’s Arrow
54. The Temenos Journal – Before Dawn
55. Purnimodo – As Ordinary as a Rose
56. motherofnine9 – Daily Prompt:Cupid’s Arrow/ A Pierced Heart is a Precursor to Real Love
57. The Evolving Dad – Cupid’s Arrow
58. soumyav – Daily Post-Cupid’s Arrow “IN YOUR ABSENCE”
59. draliman on life – Ode to an Xbox
60. I’m Afraid Of The Dark – Cupid’s Arrow
61. Thin spiral notebook – Mad love
62. toofulltowrite (I’ve started so I’ll finish) – Daily Prompt – Cupid’s Arrow – Poem / Poetry – “Feasting on Feral Feelings”
63. CardCastlesInTheSky – Together
64. Sorta Ginger: Ramblings of a Quasi-Redhead – Love is as Easy as ABC
65. The Gozum Show – Cupid’s Arrow
66. She Said What? – So Apparently It’s Valentine’s Day or Something?
67. Standing Ovation, Seated – Peeing Cupid. Sounds stupid?
68. hastywords – UNENDING LOVE
69. Lady Lovely Blogger – Cupid’s Arrow
70. In Love With The Lord Poetry and Prose – DP Challenge: Cupid’s Arrow – A Poem
71. Baxterwrites Stories – Cupids Arrow: Tale of a Happy Ending
72. Sammy’s Moleskin – Oh that my Ode was for You
73. So I Went Undercover – I Feel Like Such a Schmuck….
74. mommyverbs – Prompt. — MommyVerb’s First Guest Blogger: Y!
75. The Write Way – A Valentine’s Sonnet
76. DP Cupid’s Arrow – Ode to a Ship
77. toastandgems – Cupid’s Arrow
78. The Wondering College Student – Cupid’s Arrow- My First Love
79. writersclubkl – Friday Flash: Walls
80. ThesesLittlePieces – Cupid
81. Wiley’s Wisdom – Love Over Troubled Water
82. My thoughts, My life – i’m a bit late,,,,but Happy Valentines Day!!!
83. My thoughts, My life – i’m a bit late,,,,but Happy Valentines Day!!!
84. Fasting, Food and other musings by determined34 – Cupid’s Arrow … in the Southern Sky it flew yesterday!s
85. The Blogging Path – Cupid’s Arrow
86. | ellikitty – – Ode to You
87. huntprayerpoems – Cupid’s Arrow
88. saintbeagle – Oh that my Ode was for You
89. bodhisattvaintraining – daily prompt : cupid’s arrow ; or haiku on motherhood
90. Family Photos Food & Craft – Cupid’s Arrow
91. Sammy’s Moleskin – Haiku for You
92. Mama Bear Musings – Cupid’s Arrow
93. The Silver Lining of the Optimistic Pessimist – Valentine’s Day
94. Drama Queen Under the Sun – Cupid’s Arrow
95. shivaaani – Día de los Enamorados
96. Sandra Conner … By The Book – WordPress Daily Writing Prompt — Cupid’s Arrow
97. A Cup of Joe – Ode to Spring
98. unbolt – a Little-Heart of Yellow-Fluff
99. unbolt – Laughable
100. From Balderdash To Epiphany. – The Way You Look Tonight
101. A mom’s blog – Growing up
102. No Talent For Certainty – Love With Time
103. Yogi’s Blogosmos – Haiku for Valentine’s Day – Part 1
104. Yogi’s Blogosmos – Haiku for Valentine’s Day – Part 2
105. Yogi’s Blogosmos – Haiku for Valentine’s Day – Part 3
106. Yogi’s Blogosmos – Haiku for Valentine’s Day – Part 4
107. Yogi’s Blogosmos – Haiku for Valentine’s Day – Part 5
108. Finale to an Entrance – Broken Valentine
109. ….on pets and prisoners….. – cupid’s arrow
110. Designer Sophisticate – Be my valentine.
111. Just Writing! – My New Love
112. Catharsis – S. Thomas Summers: Writing with Some Ink and a Hammer
113. In So Many Words – An Ode to My Love on Valentine’s Day
114. Anton’s Ideas – ODE TO MY WIFE
115. Vexing Point – DAily Prompt: Cupid’s Arrow
116. thelonerose – Love Is…
117. The Old Sofa of Valentine’s Day – S. Thomas Summers: Writing with Some Ink and a Hammer
118. ALIEN AURA’S BLOG: IT’LL BLOW YOUR MIND! – Cupid’s Arrow – a poem
119. ParkInkSpot – Hot fudge boogie
120. Vexing Point – Cupid’s Arrow – More things I love
121. They, You and Me – Can you hear me Snowy?
122. the book’s garden – Cupid’s Arrow [Daily Prompt
123. BEAUTIFUL WORDS – A Fairy Tale for Ady
124. They, You and Me – Love….tanka
125. A lot from Lydia – Oh Colin My Colin
126. To Wear A Rainbow – Warmth of Passion.(Haiku)
127. Larry Teaches School
128. Relax – Bliss, thy name is
129. legacyawreness’s Blog – In Memory of the Queen Bee
130. Avalon – Falling For You – A Haiku
131. Löwland – A valentine’s story: Verbotene Liebe – Hansi’s Proposal
132. Thoughts Of A Crooked Mind. – But I…
133. adjustingyourfocus – Cupid’s Arrow Struck Me
134. Larry Teaches School – Inky Love
135. debooWORKS – Complementary Pairing
136. MY OWN PRIVATE IDAHO – A Valentine Story
137. The Reluctant Baptist – Ode to Jesus
138. The Reluctant Baptist – Ode to Jesus
139. debooWORKS – I Cried
140. WysJoyFul Company – WWOW: Silas
141. The Gad About Town – A Valentine’s Tale
142. Relax – Bromance, sorta..
143. Vanilla Ice Cream – This Is Embarrassing
144. The Wind, the Waves, and the Anchor – Ode to my Love
145. My Life, the Tears… My Love and the Purpose… – Cupid’s Arrow
146. Chronicles of an Anglo Swiss – The Cupid’s Arrow 2 – Who is this cupid guy?
147. lifelessons – a blog by Judy Dykstra-Brown – The War of the Words (Love and War)
148. Uncustomary Housewife – Caffeinated Aroma and a Hand to Hold
149. Uncustomary Housewife – “Boogity, Boogity, Boogity, NASCAR.”
150. All Things Cute and Beautiful – Being Poetic!
151. A Simple Life – To you…
152. by LRose – Dia de los Valentinos
153. The Cat Chronicles – Daily Feline Prompt: A Feline Ode
154. Pepper Connection – Open the Bedroom Door
155. Jackie’s Forget Me Nots – Ode to My Valentine
156. I love you so much that I hate you – In my world
157. They, You and Me – Love Ode.
158. SERENDIPITY – CUPID’S ARROW STRIKES THE DAILY PROMPT
159. SERENDIPITY – VALENTINE’S DAY — NOT OUR HOLIDAY
160. The Wandering Poet – Let my words..
161. Anything 2 Autopsy – My empty heart
162. Steps Times Two – Cupid Aimed True
163. Poet’s Corner – Cupid Aimed True
164. Prayers and Promises – HeartStrings for Valentines Day
165. sarahscapes – minutes of love
166. Caffeinated Mom Speaks – 93-year-old Bob reads his own poem for his late wife
167. Zombie Flamingos – A Picture is worth a thousand Odes
168. Quotosphere
169. derekalanwilkinson – Suicide no. 81: Cupid is Helping Us Pay the Debt
170. crashcoursedummy – candy girl & chocolate boy 21
171. How You Feeling? – Love Yourself
172. Flowers and Breezes – I Await Thee
173. Now and Forever – Ode to the Potato
174. Another Voice – Asymmetric love in a symmetric world
175. Basically Beyond Basic – Cupid’s Arrow
176. When the Door Closes – Valentine’s Day – a Haiku
177. Thoughtful Expressions – One Connected Heart
178. Mama Librarian – Love in the Snow
179. Jennifer’s Journal – A Valentine from Vivian
180. I Heart Downton Abbey – An Ode to Maggie
181. Pepper Connection – Being Frugal is Not the Point
182. Geek Ergo Sum – Odes to things I love, or Cupid’s Arrow
183. What does nelkumi think? ねるくみの頭の中 – Happy Valentine’s
184. Looking4GodToday – My soul sings
185. hometogo232 – Cupid’s Arrow – Poem
186. Passion through Poetry – Ode to a Weaver Bird
187. Candid Talk – CUPID ARROW
188. Dandelion Fuzz – All You Need is Love…
189. La Belle Seychelloise – Cupid’s Arrow
190. STRAWBERRIES FOREVER – THANK YOU FOR BEING YOU
191. BT.X – I love you 📱
192. A Momma’s View – Blast From The Past – Beer, Beard Or How I Met My Husband
193. Barbara Pyett – Love: Cupid’s Bow
194. Blog-sterpiece Theater – Th
195. Born on a Wednesday – Cupids Arrow: on any day but today
196. arya [at] WordPress – Cupid’s Arrow
197. susieshy45 – An ode to my love
198. I Am Woman – Ode to Writing
199. archie’s quid orchards(where money grows!) – re:BE THERE WHENEVER YOU BE!
200. The Blogging Path – 20150214-Prompt Me
201. Magnanimous Word – LOVE:  Facts and Facets
202. I am a Girl I can do this. – 14th February
203. Sia Positive – Gift of Love
204. Oscar Trejo – Daily Prompt Feb 14, 2015: Cupid’s Arrow; Love Myself
205. Magnanimous Word – Thanks WP, thank you all !!!
206. The World Through My Eyes – Ode of the Lynx Descendant
207. A Word Adventure – Cupid’s Arrow ~ Haunted Hunter
208. Wake Up Your Luck – To my sparkly friend
209. Blog-sterpiece Theater – The Ode
210. Raspberry’s Daydreams – Happy Valentine’s Day, Kitty