Good day to you all again. I’ve been prolific on Twitter recently to the point where sometimes it is difficult to turn myself off, so I just tend to keep on going for as long as I can. I thought it would therefore be fun to start making collections of my famous quipettes to give…
Well hello there. It’s time to stop shilly shallying about and acknowledge some of these awards that you beautiful people have been festooning upon me. Some comedy will be coming soon too in another post, so please bear with me. Also, I’m not tackling my Oscar moments in any particular order, so if you’ve nominated…
“Saturday night at the moooovies!” “Today’s Tuesday, lamewad!” ………”Tuesday night means 2 for 1 pizza deals!……with a movie!” “Hey, now that’s more like it!” Hello lovers of fun and all other things fun shaped……hey you, stop messing with my balloons! Thank you! Tammye Honey is back in the house and this time, we’re cooking up…
Hello, good evening and welcome to you all again. Who’s hungry? You. You! Definitely you. Ah yes you. And you waving the hand, who is that? Oh wait, that was me all along, I’m standing in front of a mirror. I need some fuel in the engine and some fire in my belly, so it’s…
Wow – check out my six pack/package, I look good! I feel like Castor Troy all of a sudden! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bA3NypWIJtM
Well hello there you sexy, seductive things. This one is going to get a little hot and steamy girls and guys (I’m a sucker and slave to romance), so brace yourselves! Batten down the hatches, dim the lights, crack open the wine and soundproof the walls – it’s going to be loud, proud and lewd!…
Hello there, you gorgeous people of the realm outside of my house! For today’s bit of fun, I’d like to present another poetic duet with the talented, versatile and prolific Hastywords. http://hastywords.wordpress.com/ For the record, this is our fourth duet together and if anything, the process simply keeps on getting more entertaining. We used a…
Hello everyone – how are you all doing? Looks like we’ve got a 2 for 1 special going on tonight, with another collaboration coming to fruition and cooking up a storm! May I introduce Tammye Honey, a sweet, entertaining lady who decided to do a duet with me around the theme of cooking, since her…
Ladies and gentlemen, hello to you my dearest friends. I have yet another poetry duet partner to showcase with you all. This time round, may I present to you the lovely Fortyoneteen, who has teamed up with me to construct another poetic gem. We were inspired to write this one surrounding the nature of names…
Hello to you, my wonderful friends. I have something truly amazing for you. No, I’m not talking about taking my top off and walking like an Egyptian – that’s for another time. Perhaps after I’ve had a little more wine. Right now, I’m talking about a poetic duet. With Edward Hotspur! I know right! Woooaaaahh…
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